Cuz They're Sensitive New Age Guys

SING AS A DUET (OR MORE), WITH RESPONSES IN PARENTHESES, AS IN THE TWO
ORIGINAL SONGS.
                            
They care about your feelings so much it almost hurts 
(Sensitive New Age Guys)

They'd rather not insult you so they never learn to flirt 
(Sensitive New Age
Guys)

They're mortified at gaucherie and other social gaffes 
(Sensitive New Age Guys)

And in their minds, debauchery begins with hearty laughs --


CHORUS 1:       
                'Cuz they're the guys (That's MEN, if you please!)
                 Sensitive guys (And proud of it!)
                 New Age Guys (Wanna see my crystals?)
                 They're the -- they're the --
          
They're kind and unassuming and sensitive and sweet 
(Sensitive New Age Guys)
They know aromatherapy and love to rub your feet 
(Sensitive New Age Guys)
They have great taste in music, if maybe kind of bland 
(Sensitive New Age Guys)
They think a silver Celtic torc's a heavy metal band --

CHORUS 2:       'Cuz they're the guys (Hey, where's my drum?)
                Sensitive guys (Don't you just love patchouli?)
                New Age Guys (Whose music is repetitive?)
                They're the -- they're the --
          
They always cry at weddings, especially their own 
(Sensitive New Age Guys)
They have no clue who plays what in the Houston Astrodome 
(Sensitive New Age
Guys)
Their sex lives are fulfilling, their girlfriends still come first
(Sensitive New Age Guys)
They'd never even think to use a towel labeled "Hers" --

CHORUS 3:       'Cuz they're the guys (We're men, men in tights--*)
                 Sensitive guys (TIGHT tights!*)
                 New Age Guys (Ow!  My inner child just kicked me!)
                They're the -- they're the --
          
The wine-sipping, goal-listing, tear-dripping,
Yanni-listening guys.  (Oooh, that was fabulous!)
          
*  Sung to the title song from Mel Brooks' movie Robin Hood: Men in Tights