Cuz He's A Dog

He tracks mud on the carpet anytime he's been outside
He always digs up awful things then stares at me with pride
He thinks I'm gone forever anytime he's left alone
He makes like an emergency each time he wants a bone.

Cuz he's a dog... (Come here, ya mangy fleabag)
Cuz he's a dog... (Get off the sofa!)
Cuz he's a dog... (Down, dammit)
Cuz he's a...he's a...

He barks just like the Devil anytime the doorbell rings
He's forever clean and happy no matter how he really stinks
He's very good at hiding when he has to face my wrath
He loves to go in swimming but hates to take a bath.

Cuz he's a dog... (Shut up, will you? It's just a garbage bag!)
Cuz he's a dog... (Get OFF the sofa)
Cuz he's a dog... (He's dreamin' about chasin' rabbits again.)
Cuz he's a...he's a...

But he's always there to greet me whenever I come home
He's still the only company I want when I'm alone
It doesn't matter where we go, I know we'll both have fun
I know a dog can be a pain, why do I just have one?

Cuz he's a dog... (No, this is MY lunch)
Cuz he's a dog... (GET OFF THE SOFA)
Cuz he's a dog... (Lie down. I said LIE DOWN!)
Cuz he's a...he's a...

He's a cat chasin', face lickin', tail waggin', big stupid dog.