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Cuz She's A Gal
By Paul Kwinn
You can't get in the bathroom cause that's her special place
How can it take 12 products to make up just one face?
Her delicates are hanging, from shower and towel rack
She doesn't trust the dryer, it never gives them back.
Cuz she's a gal... (I don't have ANYTHING to wear)
Cuz she's a gal... (Could you go get some icecream?)
Cuz she's a gal... (If you REALLY loved me...)
Cuz she's a...she's a...
Just try to pick a movie, debate skills you will hone
And you'd better love "The Piano", or love to sleep alone
She mocks your Playboy magazines and it's no wonder why
Ever seen her with a Playgirl? She'll laugh so hard she'll cry.
Cuz she's a gal... (-point at imaginary centerfold and laugh-)
Cuz she's a gal... (Well, they're just so ridiculous...)
Cuz she's a gal... (-backpedalling:- Well...YOU'RE different...)
Cuz she's a...she's a...
You're ready for the party, but she can't stand her blouse
It's just her seventh outfit, you'll never leave the house
And conversation's tricky, you'd best be thinking fast
Some questions you can answer, on some you'd better pass.
Cuz she's a gal... (Does this make me look fat?)
Cuz she's a gal... (Would you rather have me or Sharon Stone?)
Cuz she's a gal... (It's ONLY sex...)
Cuz she's a...she's a...
She's a head-trippin', wine-sippin', seam-rippin', guy-whippin' gal.
Debbie Ridpath Ohi --
ohi@inkspot.com