Life Is A Bowl Of Oreo Cookies Words and music by Debbie Ridpath Ohi INTRO: A E D E A E D E A E Woke up this morning, David Cassidy style, singinŐ a G F#m love song, but it was all wrong in my head, the A G7 words were supposed to be romantic, F#m sappy and pedantic, hereŐs what came E out instead... CHORUS: A E D E Life is a bowl of Oreo cookies A E D E Ooooooreo cookies A E D E A E D E O - re - o - re - o. A E ŇI donŐt think this love song is working too well, my inspir- G F#m ation is on vacation, it has nothing to say, be- A G7 sides, my love told me in a letter he likes F#m Fig Newtons better, makes him a E jerk anyway cuz... CHORUS: A E D E Life is a bowl of Oreo cookies A E D E Ooooooreo cookies A E D E A E D E O - re - o - re - o. A E Okay, thatŐs it, turn that tape machine off, throw out the G F#m cartridge, even Keith Partridge could write better than me, be- A G7 sides, the situation could be worse, I could have F#m written another verse, or been an E alien abductee, but CHORUS: A E D E Life is a bowl of Oreo cookies A E D E Ooooooreo cookies A E D E A E D E O - re - o - re - o. A E D E A E D E O - re - o - re - o.