Performance hint: ya gotta ham it up...

C              Dm                G                C
Robert Redford has the chin, Mel Gibson has the eyes
     E                  Am          Dm             G
Sean Connery has the experience and Arnie has the size.
     C                  Dm         G             C
But they just can't compare to one very Special Guy (sigh!)
    E              Am          Dm                 G
Who may have zero hair but who makes my hormones fry...

(doo-wop style)
		C              Am           F          G   
CHORUS:	Jean-Luc, Jean-Luc, You're my kind of mah-han,
       		C                 Am           F            G
		You say: "Earl Grey....Hot",  like no one else can
		   C          Am               F          G
		Forget about Lwaxana and that hussy Beverly
		   C                Am           F               G
		Eline and Vash are goners, your heart belongs to me.
		
C                     Dm            G              C
When they say you're fictional, it cuts me like a knife
      E            Am         Dm              G
They tell me I'm a loony, that I should get a life.
     C                Dm      G                C
But they can't understand the passion that we share
   E            Am                Dm
I want to lie beside you, run my fingers through your...

CHORUS:
          F                           G                                              
BRIDGE:	When the series ended I cried showers, 
            C                 E           Am
        I thought it was the end of you & me
 		    F                                C
		But now I can still talk to you for hours  (Thank god for reruns!)
		   F            Am           Em      F         G
		As I caress the screen of my tv....

CHORUS:

FINALE:
         F                  G               C                 Am
Captain Kirk may have more haaaaaaaair, but he just can't compa-hare,
      F
Jean-Luc, Jean-Luc, Jean-Luc, Jean-Luc
G           C        F       C
You are the man for me....  Wah-ha-ha-ha-ho....

Spoken:   MAKE IT SO!