A NEUROTIC LOVE SONG
Words & music copyright 1994 Debbie Ridpath Ohi 
Included on Urban Tapestry's "Sushi and High Tea" CD
www.urbantapestry.org

[Please note that this song is accompanied by Debbie doing very
silly things with props throughout. It should be also noted that
this song was included in the TV Guide's Collector's
Edition: FAREWELL TO STAR TREK THE NEXT GENERATION in 1994.]

C              Dm                G                C
Robert Redford has the chin, Mel Gibson has the eyes
     E                  Am          Dm             G
Sean Connery has the experience and Arnie has the size.
     C                  Dm         G             C
But they just can't compare to one very Special Guy (sigh!)
    E              Am          Dm                 G
Who may have zero hair but who makes my hormones fry...

(doo-wop style)
		C              Am           F          G   
CHORUS:	Jean-Luc, Jean-Luc, You're my kind of mah-han,
       		C                 Am           F            G
		You say: "Earl Grey....Hot",  like no one else can
		   C          Am               F          G
		Forget about Lwaxana and that hussy Beverly
		   C                Am           F               G
		Eline and Vash are goners, your heart belongs to me.
		
C                     Dm            G              C
When they say you're fictional, it cuts me like a knife
      E            Am         Dm              G
They tell me I'm a loony, that I should get a life.
     C                Dm      G                C
But they can't understand the passion that we share
   E            Am                Dm
I want to lie beside you, run my fingers through your...

CHORUS:
          F                           G                                              
BRIDGE:	When the series ended I cried showers, 
            C                 E           Am
        I thought it was the end of you & me
 		    F                                C
		But now I can still talk to you for hours  (Thank god for reruns!)
		   F            Am           Em      F         G
		As I caress the screen of my tv....

CHORUS:

FINALE:
         F                  G               C                 Am
Captain Kirk may have more haaaaaaaair, but he just can't compa-hare,
      F
Jean-Luc, Jean-Luc, Jean-Luc, Jean-Luc
G           C        F       C
You are the man for me....  Wah-ha-ha-ha-ho....

Spoken:   MAKE IT SO!