TEMPER OF DEFEAT Words by Urban Tapestry Music based on "Temper of Revenge" by Julia Ecklar Dm Am Dm F Am Tickled were we to see our names Dm Gm A-A7 as Pegasus nominees Dm Gm Am Dm We pictured the press flocking around, as we Gm A-A7 pose and smile and say "cheeeeese". Dm Am Dm F Am Fame assured, or so we thought Dm Gm A-A7 We'd tour in a van of our own Dm Gm Am Dm Record producers would drool at our feet Gm A And Oprah would be on the phone. CHORUS: Dm Am Dm F Am Find me the strength to lose with grace Dm F G A Find me an "L" to put on my face Dm F C Dm Find me some booze so I can cheer, for C Am Dm-A Dm Am Dm All the winners this year, all the winners this year. Shocked were we when we lost What a tragedy There goes our van, Oprah and fame There goes MTV. Will we survive this ego blow How will we pass the test? (Well...) Everyone knows the cure for all woe... Chocolate is the best! (then CHORUS) CHORUS: Find me the strength to lose with grace Find me an "L" to put on my face Find me some CHOCOLATE so I can cheer, for All the winners this year, all the winners this year.