J-   Back in '93 when we first formed UT
     We would sing our pretty ballads full of flute and harmony
     And we felt good, we knew that this was where we both belonged
J&A- That was until the day that Debbie sent us her first song...

J&A- Yikes!
J-   We said, whoever thought that we would ever see
     Debbie write of pyscho elves or cooking cute puppies?
     Who knew our silent partner harboured such a twisted mind?
     And we found, to our horror, she had more songs of that kind.
     Yes, she wrote

J&A- Trekkie filksongs
J-   About Jean Luc we'd coo and gush
J&A- Torchy filksongs
A-   The kind to make our parents blush
J&A- No more the quiet waif, Deb's corrupted and no one's safe!

A-   One thing we learned early, Debbie had a thing for food
     She wrote a Jelly Belly song and almost got us sued
     Singing chocolate bars and pizza seem to be a trend
     A dish of Haagen Dazs ice cream can be her closest friend

J-   And I was once so innocent until Deb got inspired
     To cast me as a femme fatale, an object of desire
     Now I sing of chocolate sex and jalapeno flames
     My saucy glance for everyman, my heart for only James
     Yes, she writes

J&A- Lucious filksongs
A-   Mike Brown's truffles, if you please
J&A- Sexy filksongs
J-   We know how -she- burns calories...
J&A- No more the quiet waif, Deb's obsessed and no one's safe!

J&A- Oh, things have gotten hairy now that we are Debbie's voice
     Gleefully, she writes her songs and we have got no choice
     But to sing of vengeful jellybeans and Captain Kirk's toupee
A-   But if I sing of "puke" once more, I swear she's gonna pay...
     She writes

J&A- Wonky filksongs
A-   She's going to the cottage today...
J&A- Insta-filksongs
J-   Yeah, that means more songs on their way
J&A- But now Deb's singing, too, now we can write some songs for you!

J&A- What we now need
     Nyah-ah-ah!
     Is Debbie singing lead
     Nyah-ah-ah!!!