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SEX AND CHOCOLATE
Words by Debbie Ridpath Ohi
Music by Jodi Krangle

Great Auntie Moira was my favourite aunt
She painted her cheekbones bright blue
She skiied and she danced and she ate raw eggplants
and played Beatles tunes on the kazoo.

Great Auntie Moira was many years old
A hundred and five, she agreed
When asked to divulge how to live a long life, she said,
"There are only two things that you need."

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   Sex and chocolate...what a lovely pair!
   Eating chocolate truffles in your underwear
   Sex and chocolate...go hand in hand
   They're the things that make life so grand.
   
The best things in life are forbidden
and often have  some attached strings
Julie Andrews showed she missed out in a big way
When she sang "My Favourite Things." (cuz she never mentioned...)

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Greatie Auntie Moira has left this earth
but hasn't left loved ones alone
She willed them a collection of her exotic toys
and ten pounds of sweet Toblerone.

Sex and chocolate are addictive, both are sweet
Both inspire guilt and get you off your feet
They're wonderful when you just want to unwind
And both are the best when they're combined!

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