WEB SURFIN'
By Allison Durno

CHORUS:
Web surfin', oooo....
SLIP that home page down,
Web surfin', oooo....
SLIP that home page down.

There was a time I thought that I was cool,
(But she knew there was more, yeah, she still wanted more),
I was up on what's in, I was nobody's fool,
(But she knew there was more, yeah, she still wanted more).

I was on e-mail, I was in the know,
(But she knew there was more, yeah, she still wanted more),
And people told me GEnie was the way to go,
(But she knew there was more, yeah, she still wanted more).

CHORUS:

Ahhhhhh......

BRIDGE:

Ah, yes, those were the innocent days,
When we met on the net, my friends,
Burning up the bytes through those long summer nights,
I thought it would never end,
I thought it would never end.

Spoken: Jodi? Debbie? Remember what we used to sing?

GEnie, I log-on ten times a day,
GEnie, type your life away,
GEnie, it's free on holidays,
Want a monster VISA bill? Sign up today! *sigh*

But now all my friends, they are going astray,
(Gotta get on the web, girl, gotta get on the web),
Since I wasn't on the web I was "yesterday",
(Gotta get on the web, girl, gotta get on the web).

They talk of browsers and jpegs like they're all the rage,
(Gotta get on the web, girl, gotta get on the web),
World peace is easier than making a home page,
(Gotta get on the web, girl, gotta get on the web).

CHORUS:

Ahhhhh.....

No longer feeling hip, back against the wall,
(Give me SLIP access, wanna be a webhead),
Once more blindly answering the cyber call,
(Give me SLIP access, wanna be a webhead).

Finally on the web and I'm goin' strong,
(Give me SLIP access, wanna be a webhead),
Until the next computer fad that comes along,
(Give me SLIP access, wanna be a webhead).

LAST CHORUS:
Web surfin', oooo.....
SLIP that home page down,
Web surfin', oooo.....
SLIP that home page down (everybody's doing it, yeah),
Web surfin', oooo.....
SLIP that home page down (Cool Site of the Day),
Web surfin', oooo.....
SLIP that home page down (I'll link to yours if you link to mine),
Web surfin', oooo.....
Web surfin', oooo.....
Yeah!!!